greenghost | second prank ≈ video/voice/whatever.

[John's never really been much of a quitter. He'll abjure the crap out of things he doesn't like, he'll abscond if he can't abjure something, and he'll strife against more odds than he should, sometimes.]

[But that doesn't mean he's not a thirteen year old boy.]

[So when he got Mallynapped, he fought for a lot longer than he probably should have.]

[And he's still fighting! Even after he gets returned.]

[So here you go, Luceti, have a grumpy teenager, cut and bruised and scraped and bleeding, dropping feathers with every step, pulling out his journal as he slowly makes his way back to the community housing block.]

Opinion completely changed! This place no longer has an even distribution of awesome and suck.

[A grunt as he stumbles.]

Nope, it's pretty much all suck now.

[[ooc; well this post is only extremely late. sorry, guys, between trying to take care of my crazy grandmother and the storms kicking the collective ass of the northeast, i had a hell of a time getting this done. but here it is!! better late than never, right? >_>;;]]

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Sounds good, then. I'll get back to you on that in like a week.

Only a week? You sure you want to stay quiet for that long?

Well I guess that depends on how quickly the nice clinic lady can fix me up, now doesn't it. Unless I could ask you to start the project in my ass-kicked absence.

[Nice clinic lady?]

Is she blonde and French, or is she Japanese?

--uhm, blonde! And maybe French? I'm not good at accents, but I'm pretty sure she isn't Japanese.

[Sorry, Egbert. Lupin is moderately friendly with a lot of the medical staff in Luceti.]

If she's mean to you, tell her that her cambrioleur said that she is un chaud lapin and will come over there and se sera attaché if she's not nice.

[John kind of squints.]

I might need you to write those down so I can point to them for her, dude.

[Lupin laughs and acquiesces, understanding the difficulties that native English speakers had with French.]

She'll know who you're talking about. Just trust me.

Yeah I'm not really surprised by that. I'll conveniently leave my journal open for her to see, provided that won't make her grumpy. Girls are scary when they're grumpy.

Nah, I'm hoping she'll get a laugh out of it and lighten up if she's being a little rough.

I can handle it, I'm pretty sure. I mean unless she breaks something for medical science it can't really hurt much more than the last ...some-odd days of my life-- what day is it?

I'm not talking like that, kid. [Though he understood that comment as well...] I meant in her words and tone. Bedside manner is important!

[He laughs.]

You've never met my friends, dude. We kind of thrive on being assholes to each other.

And my friends and I have tried to kill each other. Many times.

...You'll do fine around here.

It's the sign of true friendship, or something.

Heheheh.

Totally is. The best kind too.

Hell yes. I'd fist bump you if that wouldn't really hurt right now.

Go get yourself fixed up; we can fist bump in a week.

Sounds like a plan.

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