first prank ≈ video.

[greenghost]

[For a long time, there is muttering and shuffling, and no real discernible speech. Just a view from the ground of tree tops, green and bright in the summer weather, from where a New Feather's journal lays open.]

[If one listens closely, they may here complaints about Nicolas Cage and Meg Ryan and fallen angels.]

[A moment later, a curious face swims into view of a boy with pale skin, blue eyes behind thick-rimmed rectangular glasses, and a shock of wildly messy black hair. His expression shifts quickly from curious to annoyed.]

Oh, that explains a lot.

[A disgruntled sigh.]

The script is blank!! Am I writing my own City of Angels, wherein Nicolas Cage has tiny useless blue wings??

[He sits back and falls mostly out of the journal's view.]

This movie is going to suck. Just sayin'.

[[ooc; Please check John's permissions post and let me know what you're okay with! Thank you. :>]]

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[video]

[greenghost]

[John kind of frowns.]

I think it might break some kind of crazy time-space continuum if I told you how a future-predicting book series written about you ended, dude.

[video]

[greenghost]

Bluh. That's really gross, man.

[And to think, later in canon that's going to be you, John.]

video;

[greenghost]

...Experimented on, go into battle.

[He nods a little, and scribbles this down somewhere in the margin of a page of his journal.]

Can't guarantee how good I'll be at battling things that aren't game construct imps, but I'll figure it out, I guess.

[video]

[hisdarkmark]

I'm not asking that. I'm asking if you've read it.

[video]

[so_shik]

Just be glad you don't have to live that kind of life here. It'd be torturous to have to stick to just one outfit.

[arcinvent]

[...Just going to ignore that whole 'destroyed the world with a video game' because first he would need to wrap his head around what a 'video game' is.]

Ask them, not me. Maybe they need kids to run their tests on as well as adults. Some organization called Malnosso is running this place and they don't seem keen on letting people go.

[ video ]

[ratpack]

That is my last name. Gordo's a nickname.

[I should really put a permissions post up, but no only because he's being played as some normal 14 year old.]

video;

[dragoneer]

Well...do you know how to use any weapons? You know, with all your...gamey knowledge? [Is that a thing?]

[voice]

[poorqueequeg]

I'd hope not, that'd be... well, not good.

[Except for later. Later you will reunite with your loving wife and daughter. Not that Scully or he knows it. best HS flash ever]

Either way, maybe writing a movie for Nic Cage here will help pass the time. Never know when you might leave and all.

[ video ]

[greenghost]

Huh. Gordo from Gordon, okay. I bet there's an interesting story behind that one.

[Gotcha! :>;]

[voice]

[greenghost]

Not at all. I mean, the opportunity to redeem myself forever by destroying half of Las Vegas with a hijacked prisoner carrier jet would be pretty awesome, but not if it means I have to kill somebody on accident because they were being rude to my lady.

[He sounds very serious about this. Yes, good. And it shall be glorious.]

But hmmm, maybe you're right. I guess I could give it a try. I mean I've always been a diehard fan of his movies, maybe I should try writing one.

[video]

[greenghost]

Oh! Yeah. Any self-respecting fan has read Deathly Hallows by now.

[video]

[greenghost]

Well I wouldn't say torturous, so long as I could wash it. But I'm not really a fashionista.

[greenghost]

...Eugh. That's lame.

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[greenghost]

I've beaten up a bunch of ogres with a hammer and done pretty well?

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[dragoneer]

[...Whoa. That is heavy duty.]

Oooohkay yeah, you should probably be fine, then. I'd, uh. Keep up the hammer practice if I were you, though. You never know when you'll need it around here.

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[greenghost]

[Yeah, when he wasn't getting tied up and thrown around by one of them. Hahaha. Ha. Hmmm.]

Wow, noted. I'll have to see if they've got one of my hammers or my sylladex in the shop, then.

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[dragoneer]

...Your what? Is that like...a Pokedex?

[SO MANY DEXES, how is he supposed to keep these things straight.]

video;

[greenghost]

[Snort.]

Sort of, I guess. Except it actually holds my stuff, instead of just information about Pokemon.

[video]

[hisdarkmark]

...the last book is about the Deathly Hallows. The Deathly Hallows? I thought they were just...you know, legends or whatever.

[video]

[so_shik]

You're in luck, because I am. Trust me, it's kind of my thing that keeps me going here.

[video]

[greenghost]

Crap, I spoiled you on accident. [Face on hands.]

Yeah, it's about the Deathly Hallows. They're real. Harry has a friggin' Invisibility Cloak, didn't you know that?

video;

[dragoneer]

[But hey, he knows what Pokemon are? Cool.]

Soooo...it's kind of like a bag?

[video]

[greenghost]

...oh! Okay. [He might be a little apprehensive. She's not gonna go all Cardcaptor Sakura on him, is she?]

video;

[greenghost]

Only way cooler.