first prank ≈ video.

[greenghost]

[For a long time, there is muttering and shuffling, and no real discernible speech. Just a view from the ground of tree tops, green and bright in the summer weather, from where a New Feather's journal lays open.]

[If one listens closely, they may here complaints about Nicolas Cage and Meg Ryan and fallen angels.]

[A moment later, a curious face swims into view of a boy with pale skin, blue eyes behind thick-rimmed rectangular glasses, and a shock of wildly messy black hair. His expression shifts quickly from curious to annoyed.]

Oh, that explains a lot.

[A disgruntled sigh.]

The script is blank!! Am I writing my own City of Angels, wherein Nicolas Cage has tiny useless blue wings??

[He sits back and falls mostly out of the journal's view.]

This movie is going to suck. Just sayin'.

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Comments

[ video ]

[ratpack]

Make your own script then. This movie can be saved! [He almost wants to go with this, but he won't.] This isn't a movie, though. Sorry.

[ video ]

[greenghost]

[Oh whoa what the fuck did that blank movie script just talk.]

[Have another owlish expression.]

...uh.

[dangerouswind]

... I have absolutely no idea what you just said. [Well, she does. But. What?]

[greenghost]

[He stares for a while at the journal with a particularly perplexed expression on his face.]

...what part didn't you get?

[Is that a Naruto headband you're wearing, ma'am. He never watched enough of the show to recognize you specifically, but those headbands are pretty staple.]

[voice]

[poorqueequeg]

Those are some names I haven't heard while here. Are you a fan of Nicholas Cage and Meg Ryan?

[voice]

[greenghost]

Am I ever.

[video]

[hisdarkmark]

Getting stupider by the minute, aren't you?

[video] just gonna use this icon right off the bat, mmkay.

[greenghost]

[Tilting his head a little at the journal.]

Rude.

[abstruse]

Believe me, this film was terrible before you even got here.

[greenghost]

Wow that's not a depressing statement or anything.

But that's because no good action film starts off with people in boring pants with stupid wings on their backs in the middle of a forest. If it wanted to be interesting I should have woken up in like... The lab of a crazy scientist or something. Or a glass tube.

That would have been sort of neat.

[video]

[so_shik]

If you're writing your own version, technically you can make his wings whatever color you want.

[video]

[greenghost]

But he's supposed to be a fallen angel. What kind of fallen angel would have stupid bright highlighter blue wings? And angel wings are supposed to be all huge and majestic and crap.

[Glowers over his shoulder.]

Nothing huge or majestic about these.

[ video ]

[lunas]

Huh..? No way, you can't say the movie will suck already! [ yes, there's a girl pouting here as if all of this is a very serious matter. ]

We have to save it before it's too late..!

[ video ]

[greenghost]

[Sort of a blank stare.]

Wow, lot of people that wanna save movies that are going to suck something seriously hardcore. This must be like shitty movie heaven or something.

I only say heaven because of the dumb wings.

[video]

[grapecape]

[...Everyone here seems to understand what this boy is talking about...]

Pardon me for asking, but what is a movie?

[video]

[greenghost]

[Wow that dude definitely has a horn growing out of his head.]

...uh, cinema. Like moving pictures on a screen. Like TV? Imax? Theatre?

[voice]

[redjacketthief]

Oh, if only this were a Nicholas Cage film, kid. Life would be so much simpler!

[voice]

[greenghost]

Are you kidding? Life isn't simple in Nic Cage films. Sure, he always winds up on top in the end, but have you seen Con Air?

[arcinvent]

[He laughs a little. Funny kid.]

You aren't in any picture flick kid. This is the real deal.

[greenghost]

Yeah it's the "this" part that I'm continually missing the meaning of, I guess.

[voice]

[hisapprentice]

You're making a movie?

[voice]

[greenghost]

Well apparently. I mean that's the most logical explanation for these weird wings and waking up in a weird forest to me, at least.

[Nevermind the fact that he's pretty sure the Medium has something to do with it, but he's not really gonna try explaining SBURB to a talking book.]

video;

[dragoneer]

It's not a movie. [Which. Hiccup only knows vaguely what that means. But. He's still pretty sure this isn't one.]

...who's Nicolas Cage?

video;

[greenghost]

I'm sort of torn between relief and disappointment on that front.

[Tsks.] Gosh, what is it with the people in this book?? Nicolas Cage is the best actor of all time, End of Story.

[Video]

[moezama]

A blank script...? Are you talking about the journal?

[Video]

[greenghost]

Is that what it is? Man my dad tried to get me to keep a diary once, it really didn't go well.

[lostpunk]

What kind of idiot gets a blank book and thinks it's for writing a script in?

[greenghost]

Wow, rude much? Obviously, a movie buff. Especially under such weirdly retarded circumstances.

[Also hello Rufio I love you.]

[video]

[chibifalenas]

What's a movie?

[video]

[greenghost]

The amount of people that have asked me that is really starting to get depressing.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

If the movie sucks, that's usually the fault of the producer. Just sayin'.

[Voice]

[greenghost]

Hey, I made no claims that I was gonna make it awesome. Just that it was gonna suck.

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

The script? Are you writing a play?

[Voice]

[greenghost]

Ahaha, not intentionally. Movie, I guess, but I guess it's just some weird talking book.