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[For a long time, there is muttering and shuffling, and no real discernible speech. Just a view from the ground of tree tops, green and bright in the summer weather, from where a New Feather's journal lays open.]

[If one listens closely, they may here complaints about Nicolas Cage and Meg Ryan and fallen angels.]

[A moment later, a curious face swims into view of a boy with pale skin, blue eyes behind thick-rimmed rectangular glasses, and a shock of wildly messy black hair. His expression shifts quickly from curious to annoyed.]

Oh, that explains a lot.

[A disgruntled sigh.]

The script is blank!! Am I writing my own City of Angels, wherein Nicolas Cage has tiny useless blue wings??

[He sits back and falls mostly out of the journal's view.]

This movie is going to suck. Just sayin'.

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It can't be that cool if it's centered around that prat.

Dude just 'cause he's a relatively main character doesn't mean it's not cool. You're in it too, mister slimy hotshot. You're in it a lot.

Edited 2012-05-14 06:54 (UTC)

So I've heard. [He's had one or two people mention these books before, but he refused to believe it for ages. But if more people keep bringing it up...] Anything else I ought to know about?

[Shrugs.]

Use less hair gel?

Funny, I haven't used any for a few years. Try again.

Oh, good. It looked sort of dumb. Hmmm...

Well anything else would probably be spoilers and that might break the space-time continuum or some crazy bullshit. I destroyed the earth once playing a video game, I don't want to break anything else giving Harry Potter spoilers to Draco Malfoy.

[He grumbles something like "I've already been spoiled enough", but he pauses suddenly.]

...I'm sorry, you did what now?

...long story. Stupid video game, meteors, Earth's destruction. Weird lurid blue apples.

Sounds a little like a pipe dream of some crazy stoner, but it kind of happened.

Or I think it did, at least. I mean there was kind of a meteor flying at my face. And then I was here.

[Sorry John, Draco basically has no idea what you just said. All he understood was meteor and Earth's destruction.]

So does that mean you're dead, or...?

Good question! I don't really feel dead, but I could be. I dunno. I mean, I'm meeting somebody that's famous, in a way, I have weird little wings, and there's a magical talking book at my disposal.

I'd say that's a decent recipe for the afterlife. Maybe.

Edited 2012-05-14 08:35 (UTC)

...you think I'm famous? [Yes that's all he took from that sentence. Thanks, John.]

Dude I've read a book that talks about your life, I'm pretty sure that counts as famous. Not-famous people don't get books written about them.

I suppose that's true enough. I just don't understand who would find Potter fascinating enough to read about.

Oh, pfft, lots of people. You have to take into consideration that this book was presented to a bunch of muggles, Draco. You throw magic into a book and everybody's gonna go all starry-eyed and drooly-faced.

...how many of these books did you say there were?

Seven! And the sixth movie comes out in July.

[John it's not 2009 anymore.]

...so there really are books predicting my future. Fantastic. You didn't happen to read the last one, did you?

[John kind of frowns.]

I think it might break some kind of crazy time-space continuum if I told you how a future-predicting book series written about you ended, dude.

I'm not asking that. I'm asking if you've read it.

Oh! Yeah. Any self-respecting fan has read Deathly Hallows by now.

...the last book is about the Deathly Hallows. The Deathly Hallows? I thought they were just...you know, legends or whatever.

Crap, I spoiled you on accident. [Face on hands.]

Yeah, it's about the Deathly Hallows. They're real. Harry has a friggin' Invisibility Cloak, didn't you know that?

Of course I knew that! But so what, there's more than one.

Yeah that's kind of a thing. But, uh, yeah. There's three of them, they exist, yadayada.

I'm aware there's three of them! Any idiot who doesn't know the Tale of the Three Brothers is an imbecile. [Or a Muggle. Same thing.] Though...[Hmm. He shakes his head.] Too bad I can't ask Hermione anything.

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