first prank ≈ video.

[greenghost]

[For a long time, there is muttering and shuffling, and no real discernible speech. Just a view from the ground of tree tops, green and bright in the summer weather, from where a New Feather's journal lays open.]

[If one listens closely, they may here complaints about Nicolas Cage and Meg Ryan and fallen angels.]

[A moment later, a curious face swims into view of a boy with pale skin, blue eyes behind thick-rimmed rectangular glasses, and a shock of wildly messy black hair. His expression shifts quickly from curious to annoyed.]

Oh, that explains a lot.

[A disgruntled sigh.]

The script is blank!! Am I writing my own City of Angels, wherein Nicolas Cage has tiny useless blue wings??

[He sits back and falls mostly out of the journal's view.]

This movie is going to suck. Just sayin'.

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Comments

[video]

[so_shik]

That's not even the creepiest thing they're capable of.

Not unless you're a cartoon character. [And in this thread, Shiki inadvertently breaks a lot of fourth walls.] Trust me, if I don't have something you like, I can definitely make it.

[video]

[greenghost]

[Making a face, John opts to mostly disregard this creepy notion. Nope, ignoring the existence of the Malnosso for right now, okok.]

[And then he kind of cracks up laughing.]

Man, you know they do, don't they. Always the same outfit. Doesn't that get all smelly and gross???

[video]

[so_shik]

You'd think so. I know when I had to wear the same thing for weeks it kind of got super-gross, but maybe the laws of cartoons are different. [John you are kind of precious.]

[video]

[greenghost]

Bluh. That's really gross, man.

[And to think, later in canon that's going to be you, John.]

[video]

[so_shik]

Just be glad you don't have to live that kind of life here. It'd be torturous to have to stick to just one outfit.

[video]

[greenghost]

Well I wouldn't say torturous, so long as I could wash it. But I'm not really a fashionista.

[video]

[so_shik]

You're in luck, because I am. Trust me, it's kind of my thing that keeps me going here.

[video]

[greenghost]

...oh! Okay. [He might be a little apprehensive. She's not gonna go all Cardcaptor Sakura on him, is she?]

[video]

[so_shik]

[Ah, she might.] You'd be surprised what a good outfit can do for your wings.

[video]

[greenghost]

[Just don't start videotaping him in various outfits, he might get really freaked out.] Oh, right, the wings...

[He looks over his shoulder at them and flinches when he shifts them.] They're a pain in the butt. ...or spine, whichever you prefer.

[video]

[so_shik]

The pain'll ease up after a while once you get used to them. All I can say is just don't sleep on your back for a while.